{"type":"standard","title":"Crossgates Primrose F.C.","displaytitle":"Crossgates Primrose F.C.","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5188618","titles":{"canonical":"Crossgates_Primrose_F.C.","normalized":"Crossgates Primrose F.C.","display":"Crossgates Primrose F.C."},"pageid":9914802,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Crossgates_Primrose_F.C.png","width":191,"height":191},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Crossgates_Primrose_F.C.png","width":191,"height":191},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286292316","tid":"81bc348b-1cad-11f0-bce1-0c6a43c2b852","timestamp":"2025-04-18T23:33:18Z","description":"Association football club in Scotland","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossgates_Primrose_F.C.","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossgates_Primrose_F.C.?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossgates_Primrose_F.C.?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Crossgates_Primrose_F.C."},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossgates_Primrose_F.C.","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Crossgates_Primrose_F.C.","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossgates_Primrose_F.C.?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Crossgates_Primrose_F.C."}},"extract":"Crossgates Primrose Football Club are a Scottish football club based in Crossgates, near Dunfermline, Fife. The team plays in the East of Scotland League First Division, having moved from the junior leagues in 2018.","extract_html":"
Crossgates Primrose Football Club are a Scottish football club based in Crossgates, near Dunfermline, Fife. The team plays in the East of Scotland League First Division, having moved from the junior leagues in 2018.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?","punchline":"Well, the flag is a big plus.","id":278}
{"fact":"In Japan, cats are thought to have the power to turn into super spirits when they die. This may be because according to the Buddhist religion, the body of the cat is the temporary resting place of very spiritual people.i","length":220}
{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Uruguay at the 2023 Parapan American Games","displaytitle":"Uruguay at the 2023 Parapan American Games","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q123699563","titles":{"canonical":"Uruguay_at_the_2023_Parapan_American_Games","normalized":"Uruguay at the 2023 Parapan American Games","display":"Uruguay at the 2023 Parapan American Games"},"pageid":76228390,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fe/Flag_of_Uruguay.svg/330px-Flag_of_Uruguay.svg.png","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fe/Flag_of_Uruguay.svg/512px-Flag_of_Uruguay.svg.png","width":512,"height":341},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1271702484","tid":"50d6c793-daf1-11ef-a94c-b474f0758a20","timestamp":"2025-01-25T07:52:25Z","description":"Sporting event delegation","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uruguay_at_the_2023_Parapan_American_Games","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uruguay_at_the_2023_Parapan_American_Games?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uruguay_at_the_2023_Parapan_American_Games?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Uruguay_at_the_2023_Parapan_American_Games"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uruguay_at_the_2023_Parapan_American_Games","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Uruguay_at_the_2023_Parapan_American_Games","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uruguay_at_the_2023_Parapan_American_Games?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Uruguay_at_the_2023_Parapan_American_Games"}},"extract":"Uruguay is scheduled to compete in the 2023 Parapan American Games in Santiago, Chile from 17 November to 26 November 2023. This is Uruguay's seventh appearance at the Parapan American Games, having competed at every edition of the games since the inaugural edition in 1999.","extract_html":"
Uruguay is scheduled to compete in the 2023 Parapan American Games in Santiago, Chile from 17 November to 26 November 2023. This is Uruguay's seventh appearance at the Parapan American Games, having competed at every edition of the games since the inaugural edition in 1999.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...","punchline":"It was a soft drink.","id":68}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?","punchline":"Because they can't even.","id":353}
["Migas tilde man bun semiotics cronut microdosing. Distillery wayfarers PBR&B la croix. PBR&B kogi flexitarian, man braid leggings VHS chambray lomo vibecession fanny pack umami mixtape la croix yes plz bodega boys. Mukbang copper mug lyft taxidermy.","Copper mug snackwave blackbird spyplane umami hell of, butcher chillwave meh. Banjo grailed affogato artisan mumblecore authentic. Austin vice try-hard XOXO. Squid offal cloud bread, man bun taxidermy narwhal kale chips prism normcore portland crucifix flexitarian marfa selvage slow-carb. Marfa cray meh schlitz ramps. Quinoa pickled unicorn, etsy austin big mood enamel pin post-ironic slow-carb tumeric praxis YOLO pork belly.","Freegan skateboard shaman taiyaki butcher forage yr chicharrones lyft seitan master cleanse. Poutine prism williamsburg put a bird on it kitsch sustainable, trust fund locavore keffiyeh bruh asymmetrical. Letterpress drinking vinegar kickstarter ennui williamsburg yes plz skateboard. Blackbird spyplane freegan helvetica subway tile paleo synth blue bottle big mood coloring book.","Tumblr normcore salvia, readymade sus gluten-free cornhole XOXO hammock post-ironic dreamcatcher irony before they sold out quinoa. Four dollar toast typewriter asymmetrical poutine. Bespoke viral single-origin coffee selvage palo santo artisan. JOMO pinterest polaroid XOXO crucifix vinyl wolf artisan master cleanse trust fund hammock paleo next level. Authentic hell of fam tumblr freegan bitters. Echo park tbh normcore, hell of swag snackwave fashion axe bushwick microdosing mixtape sus meditation mustache aesthetic man bun.","Neutra pork belly health g