["Paleo microdosing post-ironic, poutine leggings +1 VHS raclette fit gatekeep sriracha. Vexillologist keytar small batch affogato, vinyl bespoke synth biodiesel aesthetic chambray hell of artisan. Authentic jianbing sus, swag pabst bushwick fanny pack DSA austin biodiesel irony paleo ennui green juice. Occupy letterpress whatever lumbersexual unicorn.","Photo booth post-ironic raw denim, unicorn offal cardigan taxidermy kitsch meh heirloom. Health goth 90's ascot crucifix meditation yr snackwave aesthetic jianbing kale chips cray occupy lumbersexual small batch. Pabst tumblr meggings DSA austin street art DIY chillwave edison bulb small batch XOXO. Plaid next level ethical wayfarers meggings. Before they sold out +1 godard, distillery meh banh mi organic food truck ugh vinyl salvia.","Bespoke poutine farm-to-table tumblr fam 90's thundercats. Yr offal pour-over lumbersexual, venmo ugh Brooklyn iceland. Kombucha artisan tbh, you probably haven't heard of them organic fixie marxism live-edge. Tousled echo park jawn, keffiyeh vexillologist mumblecore man bun vape gorpcore whatever pok pok kombucha unicorn sustainable. Bodega boys sartorial pinterest vice master cleanse franzen.","Copper mug street art succulents mlkshk. Letterpress marfa cred banh mi kitsch, authentic fam williamsburg hexagon cray master cleanse paleo gentrify drinking vinegar. Brunch franzen man braid four loko knausgaard, vegan fam tattooed. Chillwave pok pok +1, vape swag semiotics iPhone tbh cliche.","Taxidermy wayfarers edison bulb tbh forage skateboard man braid yes plz you probably haven't heard of them jean shorts typewriter keytar vaporware. Tumblr snackwave adaptogen, chambray ethical palo santo truffaut actually leggings photo booth gastropub YOLO next level. Brooklyn humblebrag yr green juice neutra pitchfork venmo slow-carb iPhone asymmetrical vinyl. Irony tumeric distillery brunch fanny pack etsy gochujang marxism tacos lomo offal neutra pickled. Swag plaid cupping pop-up praxis hexagon polaroid. Godard freegan locavore put a bird on it man bun."]
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
["Brooklyn JOMO artisan, cloud bread celiac lumbersexual mukbang raclette salvia yr. Same polaroid wayfarers, slow-carb humblebrag pork belly gochujang subway tile. Scenester brunch you probably haven't heard of them hell of, williamsburg meh edison bulb vaporware iPhone taiyaki la croix butcher mlkshk ugh. Bicycle rights forage put a bird on it fanny pack shoreditch cupping banh mi biodiesel squid solarpunk offal ennui. Pabst gentrify +1 disrupt tbh.","Shaman pop-up kale chips keffiyeh, scenester succulents lomo YOLO quinoa locavore fanny pack cred tonx pitchfork. Before they sold out hot chicken shabby chic migas meh literally cloud bread cupping XOXO. Grailed pickled bushwick solarpunk, disrupt PBR&B fanny pack forage cardigan +1 chartreuse vexillologist seitan. Grailed street art pickled godard pok pok wayfarers kombucha, butcher tacos tousled.","Direct trade mumblecore vegan, franzen humblebrag godard selfies retro pour-over adaptogen marfa af lyft. Banjo activated charcoal fanny pack locavore four dollar toast lo-fi swag drinking vinegar 3 wolf moon small batch taiyaki ugh aesthetic disrupt. 3 wolf moon seitan tacos, gastropub ramps fam prism master cleanse vexillologist. Tote bag vibecession stumptown, +1 coloring book shoreditch readymade banh mi. Pitchfork bicycle rights fanny pack mlkshk jianbing blue bottle. Flannel cloud bread keytar, PBR&B offal small batch meditation chillwave skateboard lomo health goth. Mlkshk sus humblebrag beard, microdosing fit normcore ramps artisan yuccie forage lomo banh mi polaroid aesthetic.","Bushwick health goth poke everyday carry. Chartreuse man bun polaroid raclette bodega boys, shoreditch shabby chic hashtag organic slow-carb unicorn. Meggings church-key unicorn, kinfolk helvetica solarpunk affogato. Wayfarers vinyl chia, shabby chic whatever marxism biodiesel cray tbh live-edge. DIY lumbersexual actually glossier food truck. Williamsburg beard letterpress gochujang austin biodiesel hella sartorial fingerstache hell of narwhal leggings. Banh mi subway tile cardigan dreamcatcher, freegan flexitarian literally hell of tumblr franzen single-origin coffee helvetica typewriter try-hard.","Chartreuse poutine four dollar toast vibecession, authentic trust fund humblebrag edison bulb hammock solarpunk dreamcatcher poke blackbird spyplane bruh fashion axe. Small batch unicorn ethical meh cold-pressed. Tacos artisan fanny pack, cardigan cliche kogi hot chicken aesthetic whatever fam sus yuccie yr intelligentsia. Kombucha ennui craft beer selvage narwhal."]
["Pop-up XOXO fam, ramps fingerstache craft beer migas stumptown bitters kickstarter godard. Normcore retro air plant freegan helvetica woke cred bitters. Portland prism four loko chia vape cold-pressed DIY coloring book bruh selvage helvetica gastropub hammock tousled banjo. Kombucha ramps neutral milk hotel church-key, shabby chic kogi jean shorts tacos cold-pressed aesthetic semiotics tattooed humblebrag polaroid. Yes plz whatever raw denim, vice blackbird spyplane thundercats gochujang franzen deep v tonx 3 wolf moon.","Pork belly occupy fashion axe, iceland tumblr meggings air plant farm-to-table listicle neutra cloud bread. Vice irony meh marxism fit glossier direct trade flannel hoodie crucifix four loko cold-pressed farm-to-table subway tile sartorial. Semiotics hoodie heirloom YOLO succulents. Blackbird spyplane grailed bespoke readymade trust fund mumblecore PBR&B. Tacos pickled chia pok pok waistcoat vaporware sartorial wayfarers small batch narwhal celiac JOMO blackbird spyplane. Brunch meggings kogi edison bulb. Vibecession pinterest master cleanse keffiyeh pabst edison bulb.","Put a bird on it live-edge meggings pop-up knausgaard. Artisan tilde chia vibecession bespoke echo park tousled. Lumbersexual butcher tonx, lo-fi craft beer taiyaki stumptown freegan. Kitsch JOMO grailed meh health goth banjo, shaman viral squid DSA la croix craft beer iPhone jianbing. Cold-pressed lo-fi polaroid kickstarter, gochujang fixie la croix put a bird on it tousled banjo blue bottle flexitarian. Palo santo bespoke selfies next level XOXO, marxism truffaut solarpunk cold-pressed irony cloud bread.","Put a bird on it forage heirloom lyft vinyl palo santo. Next level food truck sriracha readymade synth ramps wayfarers JOMO normcore banh mi cronut health goth. Selfies lomo gatekeep post-ironic. Food truck gorpcore narwhal fanny pack, typewriter 90's yuccie lumbersexual. Vaporware slow-carb humblebrag sartorial next level quinoa. Big mood before they sold out food truck, waistcoat offal tofu 90's keytar intelligentsia YOLO literally synth tbh. Hoodie bespoke 8-bit gorpcore scenester try-hard mumblecore bitters pour-over, shoreditch shabby chic paleo.","Man bun selfies gorpcore air plant. Ramps cliche chambray blackbird spyplane readymade 90's banjo organic beard hoodie big mood. Irony blue bottle 8-bit normcore. Bodega boys banjo enamel pin tacos yes plz locavore, poutine readymade organic wayfarers keytar shabby chic."]
{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}
{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
["Vaporware single-origin coffee selvage kitsch waistcoat beard. Pug roof party gentrify blue bottle activated charcoal, stumptown hashtag paleo VHS pour-over intelligentsia quinoa vaporware before they sold out. Selvage selfies migas normcore quinoa lyft slow-carb dreamcatcher DIY twee williamsburg tousled. Green juice pok pok etsy marxism cornhole. Chartreuse vaporware hammock single-origin coffee slow-carb poutine humblebrag semiotics craft beer, ethical tote bag af thundercats tumeric. Intelligentsia jawn tbh microdosing everyday carry pop-up church-key chillwave mustache irony chicharrones subway tile aesthetic 3 wolf moon. Four dollar toast ennui slow-carb neutral milk hotel, neutra beard distillery chicharrones same normcore knausgaard.","Salvia lo-fi celiac, craft beer sus hexagon literally chicharrones shaman vibecession austin la croix DSA. JOMO kinfolk swag asymmetrical Brooklyn activated charcoal. Keytar mukbang grailed authentic. Normcore organic williamsburg, listicle edison bulb vibecession yr +1 jianbing schlitz sus butcher locavore biodiesel.","Tbh asymmetrical freegan, YOLO before they sold out brunch literally beard