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St. Peter's Episcopal Church and Rectory is a historic Episcopal church and rectory in Blairsville, Indiana County, Pennsylvania. The church was built in 1830, and is a small, rectangular brick building on a stone foundation in an Early Gothic Revival style. It features a belfry atop the front entrance gable roof. The rectory was built in 1889, and is a 2+1⁄2-story, wood-frame building with Eastlake movement elements.
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L'Agulhas is the southernmost coastal village and holiday resort in South Africa, located within the Cape Agulhas Local Municipality at the southernmost tip of the African mainland. It is situated next to the town of Struisbaai and about 30 kilometres (20 mi) south of the regional centre of Bredasdorp. Some of the older residents and documents refer to the town as by its former name Cape Agulhas or Cape L'Agulhas or simply Agulhas which were the names that referred to this town before it was changed to L'Agulhas to avoid confusion when the Bredasdorp Municipality changed its name to The Cape Agulhas Municipality (CAM).
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Rod Bernard was an American singer who helped to pioneer the musical genre known as \"swamp pop\", which combined New Orleans-style rhythm and blues, country and western, and Cajun and black Creole music. He is generally considered one of the foremost musicians of this south Louisiana-east Texas idiom, along with such notables as Bobby Charles, Johnnie Allan, Tommy McLain, and Warren Storm.
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